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Saturday, March 19, 2005 Snippets of a phone conversation Mother: How are you doing? Guess-who: Great. Just came out of this class. It was really good. Then I am doing this. Then I am doing that. Everything is great. What about you? Mother: Well, I had a terrible night (insert 10 minutes of detailed complaints) Guess-who: I had lunch with this old friend. He does this. He does that. It was great. Mother: Is he married? Guess-who: Yes but we did not talk about his wife. He has two children. Mother: Why do they bother having children? (Pause) Are you still fat? Guess-who: Yes Mother: Why don't you do anything about it? Guess-who: Because I don't want to Mother: Your sister lost a lot of weight Guess-who: Good for her Mother: Are you coming for my birthday? Guess-who: No Mother: When are you coming? Guess-who: Later on. Your birthday is at the beginning of the month, I'll be there at the end. Mother: You always say that Can't wait till next Saturday. 2:12 PM
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