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Thursday, August 07, 2003 Might have been the crappy weather, or the protein overload or good ol' PMS but today, after hitting the gym early in the morning, I was too tired to do anything else. I called in sick at the office, first for only half a day and then, after soaking in a long hot bath and feeling even more tired, for the whole day. I slept on and off. Tomorrow I should feel like the Energizer bunny, unless the PMS situation worsens. Guys have no idea how lucky they are. They do not bloat up like baloons, get zits right in the middle of the face, feel like crawling into a corner and weeping for no reason. I will so welcome menopause! I am now converting some of my Tony Robbins' programs into MP3 so I can copy them to my iPod. Daniel sent me this, and is so sadly appropiate ... And the Forecast Is . . . By MICHAEL RUBINER Wednesday in New York : Rain. Heavy at times. Followed by periods of precipitation. Thursday : Lingering showers throughout the day. Chance of rain 800 percent. Friday : Moist. Damp. Sodden. Saturday : Rainish. Showery. Precipitacious. Sunday : Light rain followed by heavy rain followed by pouring. Monday : Unseasonably rainy in the morning. Uncharitably rainy in the afternoon. Unconscionably rainy in the evening. Tuesday : Endless showers broken up by occasional flooding. Wednesday : Remember "Waterworld"? Like that, only with more rain. Thursday : Not sunny. The opposite of sunny. Just forget about sunny, O.K.? Friday : Clearing just long enough for you to make weekend plans. Followed by obscene amounts of rain. Saturday : Take a wild guess. Sunday : Incessant, spirit-crushing rain. The kind of rain that makes it futile to get out of bed in the morning. The kind of rain that seems as if it will never end. And guess what? It never will. Ever. Do you understand? Monday : Please go away. Tuesday : Ample, brilliant sunshine throughout the day. Wait - did I say sunshine? I meant rain. Really hard rain. 11:03 PM
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