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Monday, January 20, 2003 I am still amazed at the 911 call. The "Police! Open the door!" yell has been a longstanding sexual fantasy of mine. I was sort of hoping to be confronted to a huge black officer ready to carry me in his arms. I could have used him at 5 AM on Sunday morning. But no such luck. It had to be a woman and a beer bellied short guy. Will the same happen to me if I ever have to call the Fire Department? Will I get saved by the only non attractive firefighter in town? What have I done to deserve this? 11:52 AM
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